Amazon – Noblesse Oblige

I am your faithful scribe
my book is $14.95
but it only
sells on Amazon dot C-A
for 50,000 dollars, and I mean K!

Oh, Amazone….
please list Baby for President on Amazon.com
It’s been three weeks in waiting…
A technical issue? I want a tissue!

And take down the fraud
who knows what’s going on!
stock price goes up and services go down

You’re the only game in town
and we’re stuck at home
signed up for prime and it’s not worth a dime

Oh, no, Amazone!
Have mercy on me!
Noblesse oblige – pretty please –
if United States laws do not make you

save your place with this bonus Baby for President bookmark